10 Reasons Women Will Always Win
- The likelihood of tears getting us out of a speeding ticket is significantly higher.
- We just look better in our man’s dress shirt and nothing else than he does. Slap on some lace top thigh highs and heels and we pretty much rule the world.
- If we get drunk and dance on the table tops or the bar, it’s hot.
- We never need to go have our backs waxed/shaved.
- We can own 2 cats and no one thinks twice.
- We get there SO much faster because asking for directions isn’t going to make us less of a woman.
- Sooner or later we always can get our way through pouting and nagging.
- In the event of an emergency that requires evacuation or lifeboats, we’re first!
- In a bar, we never have to have money, free drinks from strange guys are a given.
- When all else fails, we have boobs.